PMS

I was skimming all the blogs that make me laugh just now and I ran across Happy Meals post of the day. It's all about PMS, and it's hilarious, and I think you should all read it. I'll wait....

...Ok, now that you've read it, I have to agree with her whole-heartedly. EVERY month I tell myself I'm not going to fall victim to my cravings, which include, but are not limited to:
-Chocolate (Duh!)
-Spice Drops (the little ones, not the big ones...they do taste different)
-Licorice, or better yet, Twizzler Nibs
-Pizza (wait, that's always a craving)
-Nachos at Oso Burrito
-Nachos at Heidelburg's
-Homemade Nachos
-Any kind of nachos
-McDonalds, cheeseburgers specifically
-Have I mentioned Nachos at all! With spicy salsa to be specific.
-Amigos Southwest Chicken Wrap (perhaps the healthiest thing on my evil list)
-Bread...any kind of bread, but lots of it.

Ok, so you get the picture. EVERY month I say I'm not going to fall victim. That I will remain strong, and I will not justify away a week of my good eating habits, and good exercising habits, and the like for PMS. But, alas, EVERY month I bow to its evilness and eat it all, and tell myself while I'm in hell, I might as well skip the workouts as well. Seriously, I eat it all.

I tell myself...Screw It, I've been working out so well, I've been eating proportions, I haven't been drinking much brew, and I'm crabby damnit...I DESERVE, I NEED, I MUST HAVE these treats Or I will more than likely be getting a divorce.

What is wrong with me?? I'm obviously crazy! Maybe I too should sign up for the PMS notification system...give myself a bit more warning.